Demi who? Ashton is SO over it.  Us Magazine

Beehivers,

By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

Madonna's Gimme All Your Lovin is the debut single off of her twelfth album, MDNA. The video features rappers Nicki Minaj and M.I.A bedecked in blond wigs and varsity cheerleading uniforms in some bizarro suburban football game night on crack. 

If you read our earlier post about Simon Cowell firing Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger and that host, whatever his name was, you would know that X Factor is now in need of two new judges and only star power will do. According to The Mirror, Simon Cowell has set his sights on Mariah Carey!!! 

Rumor has it that Carlos Leon, Madonna's ex and father of Lourdes, is now dating former reality star (thank God for the former) Kelly Bensimon.  

Scarlett Johansson is dating a new man and surprisingly, no one has ever heard of him.  

If you read our post a few weeks ago about Taylor Swift landing the role of Eponine in the new film, Les Miserables, then you would remember how upset I was with this little bit of casting. Well, it seems as though the casting gods may have heard my strangled cry in the dark because Us Weekly now reports that the role has been given to Samantha Barks, a musical theater veteran. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen have already signed on to the project. 

Imagine a bunch of Lady Gaga juniors running around. As much as I love Gaga, it kind of makes me shudder to think. Lady Gaga told Spain's Radio Ibiza that she wants a baby and is on the look out for a donor. Say what? Yeah, she told the station: "I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor," reports Daily Mail. In case you didn't know, Gaga is very proud of her Italian heritage.