By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

I find Funny or Die's video of Oscar nominee, Jean Dujardin's villain auditions utterly adorable. Maybe it's because of my friend David. He's French and funny as hell. I met him in Atlanta and let me tell you, a French man talking like a redneck is a sight to behold. 

Hmmmmm........me thinks maybe she is. 

As we all know, she and ex Gabriel Aubry have been knee deep in a heated custody battle over their daughter Nahla.  Halle has tried to file restraining orders against him (which were denied) and even attempted to have his custody rights taken away to no avail. 

Don't you just LOVE gossip magazine covers?  If it's not screaming "Jen Aniston is having twins" or "Brangelina to Marry This Weekend!" then it's twisting one anonymous source's (aka a guy who works in the IT department at the gossip magazine) tiny tidbit of nonsense into a crazy ass headline.  

This picture cracked me up. At one time Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were the two biggest action stars on the planet, although perhaps they should pass on doing their own stunts to whippersnappers who don't rely on daily doses of Doans pills and Geritol?

It's too bad teen bride, Courtney Stodden, 17, and 51-year-old Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison are already married. I know she's kicking herself. The blushing little flower who has a penchant for daisy dukes and stripper shoes could have worn this demure little number on her big day — a white, patent leather, g-string wedding dress by Berlin fashion house, Kavier Gauche! 

Okay, when I first read in the trades that there was going to be another 'Bourne' movie, I was like, AGAIN? Then I read that the new 'Bourne' movie would be WITHOUT Matt Damon and I was like, WTF?!! Why? How the hell are they going to make a 'Bourne' movie without Jason Bourne? Well, that's because there just wasn't ONE 'Bourne'. No no no, the CIA did it again and this time they've got Jeremy Renner as their one man assasinating bad ass. 

In young Hollywood dating news, Zac Efron and Mirror Mirror star, Lily Collins are rumored to be an item, reports People. The two were spotted holding hands at STK, having drinks alone at the bar before joining friends for a birthday gathering. 

Well, damn. This is different. 

Robert Downey Jr.'s wife, Susan Levin delivered a baby boy Tuesday morning. Exton Elias Downey becomes baby brother to Indio Downey, 18. This is the second child for RDJ and the first for Susan.