Posted by: artemis on Jun 29, 2012
Tagged in: Beehive Blog
The Johnny Depp rumor that he's hooking up with his Rum Diary co-star, bisexual actress Amber Heard was 100% confirmed by a story in Us Weekly today. However, photos of Amber and her long-time girlfriend Taysa van Ree posted today by Daily Mail told a different story. The two women looked quite happy and amiable in each other's company while strolling and chatting in Los Angeles yesterday.
So is Johnny and Amber dating or what and was she the cause of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis' break up? I think that Johnny and Vanessa's relationship had been on the rocks for a while and regardless of who he's been rumored to be with, it's OVER which is sad because I really did dig them together as a couple. But the rumors are delicious, are they not? A beautiful lesbian ingenue turned straight by the quirky Captain Jack Sparrow. Let's review, shall we?
Is Amber Heard a lesbian? Yes.
Does Amber Heard look like she could be Scarlett Johannson Jr.? Yes.
Did Johnny and Amber hook up? Most likely.
Are Amber and Taysa van Ree still together? Perhaps.
Is Amber wearing the most hideous jeans on earth? God, yes.
Does Taysa van Ree look like Captain Jack Sparrow from the back with that stupid hat and black hair? Oh, ABSOLUTELY!