By Renee, Beehive blogger

It seems that the peace, love and cyber warfare fighting Spencer Pratt of late has been usurped by the pube-faced, hate-spewing King of the Douches once more.  Fresh off his rage tweets aimed at Audrina (her boob job reminded him of a Tijuana hack job), Kesha (apparently Heidi is a bigger pop star than her) and JWoww (also the owner of some offensive silicone), Spencer has taken aim at Kate Hudson, once again for a boob job.  I’m starting to sense a tweet theme here: if you have fake boobs, Spencer Pratt is coming for you!

By Renee, Beehive blogger

This story is gross on so many levels, not the least of which is imagining Larry King doing the vertical mambo in nothing but some bedroom suspenders and eyeglasses. Multiple news outlets are reporting that both Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick filed for divorce yesterday after a major blowout at their Beverly Hills home. No word on whether that blowout came as a result of Larry not being able to find his Viagra, but it seems he’s doing just fine in that department as Shawn is claiming he is having an affair with her sister.

By Renee, Beehive blogger

By Renee, Beehive blogger

Because Jon Gosselin has always put the welfare of his eight children above anything else, he has found himself a new lawyer and is now suing ex-wife Kate for primary custody of his brood. Citing Kate’s short-term gig on Dancing With The Stars, Jon calls her an “absentee mom” and asks for primary custody plus a whole boatload of monthly cash. I think he actually stands a good chance of winning this lawsuit, provided the judge just learned to speak English this week and hasn’t seen the cover of a tabloid magazine in two years.

By Renee, Beehive Blogger 

By Renee, Beehive Blogger 

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By Renee, Beehive Blogger

By Renee, Beehive blogger

Radaronline.com is reporting that after three long months of some grossly over reported sexcapades, Elin is moving back in with Tiger. Across the world, middle class men who also stuck their wandering man parts into scores of skanky women are learning that the true road to forgiveness is actually paved with billions and billions of dollars. I mean seriously, it’s not like he just cheated once or even twice for that matter and it’s certainly not with the sweet young girl who sits next to him in church that he innocently bonded with over bible verses so what the hell is she thinking?! Hopefully, she just feels like spending boatloads of his cash while making him into her own personal little bitch so she can kick his humiliated ass to the curb once she’s done. This I could see: “Yeah, I really don’t care if you feel like going to pick up tampons and Midol for me or not, Tiger, do I need to remind you about that prostitute who spilled her guts to every media outlet in the world?” or “Yes, I know we have people that could mow the lawn for us and you probably don’t need to be wearing that pink dress while you do it but Rachel Uchitel just texted and agrees that it’s your responsibility so get on it.”