She may be going through a painful divorce from NBA basketballer, Tony Parker, but Eva Longoria knows how to keep busy. Multiple news outlets are reporting that Eva Longoria's production company, UnBELIEVEable Entertainment has two shows developing at ABC and a third show at Starz.

The first project, Sendera is about two wealthy families in a power struggle. Sounds a lot like the Carringtons vs. the Colbys, but set in Mexico and Texas so maybe it's Dynasty meets Dallas, which actually doesn't sound half-bad. 

Yay, I think? I'm not sure how I feel about this because traditionally a stand-up comedian holds this spot and even the most seasoned of comics will take a brutal beating -- remember when David Letterman hosted? My personal choice would have been Tina Fey, but what do I know? 

Love Anne Hathaway but James Franco...hmm, what can we say, he is being predictably unpredictable. I mean, now add co-host of a huge global telecast to his myriad of resume randomness which already includes: actor, student, gypsy, hitchhiker, make-up artist, curbdog and tranny. Well, not literally, but you get the idea. Let's face it, Franco just can't say, "no." He is physically incapable of doing this.

Beehivers,

This is it. Bridalplasty is here. This is the show where brides compete in challenges for the chance to win plastic surgery procedures from their wish list. Each week someone gets voted off and the last bride standing gets her dream body and a Hollywood-style wedding! Alright, let's stop the nonsense, we know this show is gross, depressing and the decaying of humanity. I mean, I know it promotes the idea that a person's worth is based on their physical attributes...but I'm here to say, WHATEVER! Former Miss USA and PLayboy Playmate, Shanna Moakler is the host. She's so plastic it's perfect! Come on. 

To prove that they are more modern that their fuddy duddy predecessors, Prince William and Kate Middleton will raffle tickets so that 100 lucky commoners will have the chance to attend the royal wedding and reception! 

"William and Kate wanted the British people involved at a deeper level than simply holding street parties," a source tells the Sun. 

Usually  I reserve the day after Thanksgiving for eating dressing and gravy and more pecan pie. Unfortunately, that fate was altered for me yesterday when my TV decided to up and die on me....on Thanksgiving!!!!!! The cheek of it! It was most inconvenient AND devastating for the whole family since part of our T-day was planned with Wii tournaments peppered in between eating and watching movies. You know what that means, right? Yes, I will be putting on my retail armor to battle the masses on Black Friday, the day when 138 bazillion Americans buy their way out of retirement because I will DIE if I have to endure another day without my TV. 

Okay, I quickly gleaned the top retail circulars and while Best Buys seems to have the top electronics deals, I saw the news covering the gnarly 5am crowds this morning where the CEO said something about 31% of their Black Friday customers arrive before 5am. Yeah, no, that won't be us. I will be dropping by my friendly neighborhood Target instead. The problem with Target is that it's impossible to leave with a just a damned TV though! If every other Tar-jay venture is any indication, my shopping cart number just multiplied to 50 items. Because Lord knows I can't go to Tar-jay without making a trip trough the cereal aisle or the Circo and Xhilaration aisles. And of course I'll have to buy another damned Mossimo cardigan, Merona jammie set and another jar of Boots No. 5 Night-cream. That's not even taking into account what DOORBUSTER savings they have in store for us on the Blackest Friday of the year! I'm done for, aren't I?

We believe in equal opportunity sharing and since my eyeballs ran across this, I wanted to make certain our Beehivers had the chance to take a looky loo. Now on one hand, there are those of you who would thank me for posting a completely gratuitous ass shot, and to those people I say, "You're welcome." On the other hand, it was such an affront to my eyeballs that they nearly singed to a crisp. 

Can you guess who it is yet? No, it's not an ad for Dr. Doe, friendly neighborhood proctologist inviting you to shake his hand. Oh, I can't stand the suspense...it's none other than Paris Hilton -- Louboutins, platinum weave, leopard print hat, plus Kathy Hilton in the background is kind of a dead giveaway.

Cha-ching! That's the sound of more cash lining Paul McCartney's and Yoko Ono's pocket. If you've been watching tv at all this week, then you would have seen the numerous Beatles/iTunes spots running everywhere. Even after 40 years, the boys from Liverpool prove they are still the greatest rock band EVER -- certainly the sellingest. Yes, I just made up that word. 

We're having a Glee wedding! Finn and Kurt's parents announce that they're getting married and no one is more excited than Kurt because not only is he the wedding planner, but he also enlists New Directions to sing at Burt and Carol's wedding. 

Beehivers,

The divorce papers have just been filed and the ink barely dry, but it seems Christina Aguilera has moved on and was pictured holding hands with a new man, Matthew Rutler prior to Sunday's AMAs.  Matthew Rutler was the set assistant from her new movie, Burlesque. Evidently, a friendship sparked between the two during filming, but it didn't turn romantic until after she and Bratman had separated. Uh, sure Christina.