By Renee, Beehive Blogger 

I, like the rest of the sober and lucid world, am having trouble following  along with Lindsay Lohan. Not too long ago she went on a litigious spree  against eTrade for using the name Lindsay for their milkaholic baby. Now,  she has waged a one-sided Twitter war against George Lopez for making  a  joke about photos of her that show clouds of white powder billowing out  of  her shoes. Call me crazy, but has Lindsay not heard any of the other  things  people are saying about her?

 Just yesterday I read two separate stories about how various media outlets are prepping her obituary so they’re not caught off guard by her death and another about how LA police officers contemplated turning her in for an involuntary 5150 Psych hold. Let’s not discount the fact the invariably any headline about Lindsay involves the word “Crackhead” or at very least “Lindsanity” so I’m having trouble figuring out the catalyst for what exactly will make her snap. Everyone saw the photos of her smoking shoes and we all knew it wasn’t cocaine because if it was the next photos would have presumably shown her crouched on the ground with a straw shoved into her Manolos. So why the hype over a joke made by a comedian? Lindsay attempts to tell George off via Twitter through which she tells him, “Act like a grown man” which is advice I’m sure he’ll take to heart. You know, considering she’s got the market cornered on acting like a grown up and all.

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