Posted by: artemis on Jun 29, 2011
Tagged in: Beehive Blog
Oh Lord! The short lived romance between troubled hot mess Courtney Love, 46, and English aristocrat, Lord Henry Allsopp has ended, reports The Daily Mail. And in case you were wondering, YES, he's a real blue blood.
Art dealer Henry Allsop, 37, is son and heir to Baron Hindlip and godson of Camilla Parker Bowles. Say WHAT??!! Duchess Horseface herself! What a little nugget! It should be no surprise that the odd romance had his lordly's family all up in arms. It was reported that Courtney moved in to her younger boy toy's mansion in London after dating for just one month.
Although the romance was short, Courtney gives Henry credit for 'saving' her after she moved in with him to 'detox' from prescription drugs.
Okay, two things:
1) Wow, the Lord is kind of HOT! Especially if you like the spiffy looking type with a land title. I never gave it much notice, but when forced to ponder it, YES, I do like that type and who wouldn't mind being a Lady? Duchess Kate after all is doing it with aplomb.
2) You know the Lord's family was like 'Oh thanks heavens for that.' Can you imagine how crazy you must be if you are considered a bigger embarrassment than Duchess Horseface? Besides, Horsey is now married to the Heir to the Throne!
I mean, Courtney may have been the first lady of punk rock with the whole Mrs. Nirvana thing, but eating scones and drinking tea dost NOT maketh thou a LADY, Courtney. Neither does wearing tweeds, wellies and speaking with a fake English accent. Just ask Madonna.