It's too bad teen bride, Courtney Stodden, 17, and 51-year-old Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison are already married. I know she's kicking herself. The blushing little flower who has a penchant for daisy dukes and stripper shoes could have worn this demure little number on her big day — a white, patent leather, g-string wedding dress by Berlin fashion house, Kavier Gauche! 

Yes.

Now some of you might not appreciate an unconventional wedding dress, but I say the best thing about this is its versatility. It can go from the drive thru wedding chapel straight to the honeymoon motel toot sweet! I love day into evening wear! The dress is nothing if not efficient. 

That said, I would LOVE to be a guest at the wedding where the bride wore this...or mermaid fish tails. Oh Hells bells! 

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