Posted by: artemis on Jan 27, 2011
Tagged in: Beehive Blog
Wow, this is BEYOND crazy. According to RadarOnline, a woman by the name of Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against Sean 'Puffy/Diddy' Combs for a whole lotta crazy shit. In court documents, Turks claims that Diddy is responsible for the fall of the World Trade Center! Yeah, you read right. Most of the rant is directed at Diddy and girlfriend, Kim Porter, but not even Rodney King, yes the LAPD abuse victim escapes her attacks. Turks also claims Diddy allegedly "knocked her down" and "date raped" her! OMG, omg...here's a few excerpts from the statement, which was full of punctuation errors, but when you're barking mad, it doesn't seem as important. Check out this nugget via RadarOnline:
"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
"He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily.
“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."
What the ? That was pretty SPECTACULAR, don't you think? I don't mean to make light of mental illness, but you have to admit, this woman is clearly wacko. Either that or she's a Knight of a secret society charged to save the world and Diddy is an evil brethren of the opposing side hellbent to take down humanity disguised as a hip hop mogul. Hmm, when you think about it that way, crazier things have happened.
In the immortal words of Calvin Tran from Fashion Show, "Oh, here go hell come."
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