By Renee, Beehive Blogger

Okay sure, I know Tiger and Elin have a family and she needs to stay with  him for the sake of their kids, according to many. However, I have a f  family too and I can say with 100% certainty that once the laundry list of  whores amassed by my husband reached well into the double digits, there  is no amount of money or goodwill in the world that would make me go back to that tainted dipstick. It seemed like Tiger and Elin were starting to get back on some level ground but that was also conveniently when Joslyn James decided to release all of their ‘need a shower and an episode of The Brady Bunch to make me feel clean again’ text messages. How does anyone get past the constant barrage of grossness that is Tiger Woods’ extracurricular life never mind let the man out of the house without a GPS tracking device?

Multiple sources are now reporting that renovations on Elin’s Swedish compound are in full swing as she prepares to divorce her philandering husband and I say, good for her. Coming back together after one mistake would be hard enough, but attempting to salvage a relationship that one party so clearly held in total disregard must be impossible. Personally, I can’t wait until Elin is a free woman and starts showing up in photos with some hot new boy toy. Go get ‘em, sister!