Oh Sweet Jesus! Madonna Dresses Like Aging Prostitute

Burton — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:58:48 +0100

Now if you've read our blog before, you know we love our Madge but Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! What is she wearing???

While attending the Billboard Music Awards last night and accepting her Top Touring Artist Award (how much further can we stretch these stupid awards??), Madge decided to dress like an aging prostitute and it ain't pretty.

Is Beyonce Pregnant?

artemis — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:46:35 +0100

Multiple outlets are reporting that Beyonce is expecting another baby with husband rapper Jay-Z. When pictures of Bey wearing a sequined catsuit surfaced with a not quite so flat tummy, speculation of a baby bump sparked. Bey being knocked up was also the talk of the Met Gala last week, reports the New York Post.

I don't know if I believe the rumRead More...

Chris Brown and Rihanna Break Up Again and No One Cares

Burton — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:01:25 +0100

This has got to be the most annoying couple in the history of celebrity couples. And yes, they are trumping Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

So Chris Brown was interviewed on a radio station in Australia and mumbled the following ridiculousness, "Imma do it solo. I mean, at the end of the day, shawty doing her own thang, she on the road. It's alRead More...

Lindsay Lohan Just Can't Do Anything Right. Not Even Packing.

Burton — Thu, 02 May 2013 14:47:29 +0100

I mean, how much longer is the saga of Lindsay Lohan going to go on????

The above Instagram shows Lindsay packing for her rehab. "90 days and 270 looks" was the caption. Further proving, she is a moron.

So in more ridiculousness, she was ordered by a judge to enter a rehab facility called the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY today. But iRead More...

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, It's On!

artemis — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:54:07 +0100

All of you gossip mongers who were holding out for a romantic reunion between Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder will be highly disappointed with this story. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were spotted at an intimate Rolling Stones concert in LA on Saturday night, holding hands, thereby making their 'coupling' kinda sorta official in the eyes of the public, rRead More...

Is Alex Pettyfer "Fifty Shade's" Christian Grey?

artemis — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:24:49 +0100

Okay, full disclosure, I haven't read any of the Fifty Shades books, nor do I plan to in the near or distant future. I do, however, like keeping an eye on casting news because I find it intriguing that a former Twilight fan fiction re-worked into original erotic fiction has catapulted into the highest echelons of worldwide publishing success. Additionally, Read More...

Gwyneth Paltrow Named People's Most Beautiful Woman

artemis — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:36:35 +0100

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Gwyneth Paltrow takes the cover as People Magazine's 'World's Most Beautiful Woman'? Are you hatin' it? Yeah, I feel ya.

On one hand, I can act shocked and say that there are a hundred women more beautiful than Gwynnie, but let's be honest here, these PeRead More...

Beyonce's Boobies are Made of Glitter

Burton — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:38:56 +0100

Beyonce proves she is much prettier than the rest of us by revealing the fact that her boobies are actually made of glitter, sequin and crystals.

Yes, this is Beyonce on the opening night of her world tour in Belgrade, Serbia wearing a crystal and sequin encrusted bodysuit complete with crystal nipples.

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American Idol: Candice was AH-MAZING!

Burton — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:30:24 +0100

OK, Beehivers, please tell me you saw Candice Glover kill it on "American Idol" last night!

If not, here it is. You can thank me later. (Satan seems to interrupt around minute 1:10 - he must be a fan too.)

Enjoy your Thursday!

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That Girl from "My Name is Earl" Accuses That Girl from "Planet of the ...

Burton — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:10:30 +0100

It's getting all cray-cray in Hollywood, y'all!

So Jamie Pressly (aka that girl from "My Name is Earl") tracked down Estella Warren (that girl from "Planet of Read More...

Oh Halle Berry! Really???

Burton — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:53:37 +0100

Droopy drawer harem pants?? You can afford to buy the most beautiful clothes in the world and you pick these? Your stylist should be fired.

And just to show that yes, celebrities sometimes get it very wrong, here are some examples of other famous people wearing droopy drawer harem pants.

Eye roll.

Lindsay tweeted yesterday (on April Fools Day), "It's official. Pregnant."

She is such a dork. Can she just go to jail now????

FOLLOW THE BEEHIVE!

Really??? Lorenzo didn't go home last night??? Really???

I mean did anyone else see the guys' disastrous rendition of "I Can't Help Myself"? And clearly it was Lorenzo who really brought that one down, am I right? Even Burnell couldn't help but throw him under the bus with the classic "I did what I was supposed to do" line - ha! But it was Devin who was sent pRead More...

Faye Resnick Quits "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" - Fans Rejoice

Burton — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:25:33 +0100

Thank God! Now let's recap.

Faye Resnick was not a real cast member but really just a hanger-on of Kyle's who took every chance she could to cause trouble and start fights. The last ridiculous accusation she made toward Brandi was that she caused the Maloofs' break-up. OK, Faye, whatevs. She was clearly trying to land herself a real part on the show but only came off looRead More...

Justin Bieber Removes Shirt at Airport Security Proving He's a Bigger Moron Than Previously Believed

Burton — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:12:10 +0100

Oh, why does he make it so easy for me??? Yes, I am writing yet another post about the recurring ridiculousness of Justin Bieber.

When going through airport security in Poland, the Biebs must have misunderstood the request to remove his shoes and belt and decided to remove his shirt as well. My God, he's such a dweeb.

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Girl Proves She Has No Brain and Actually Marries Jesse James

Burton — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:04:38 +0100

Who is Alexis DeJoria and why is she so stupid?

Apparently, she is the extremely rich daughter of the extremely rich John Paul DeJoria who has holdings in Patron Spirits Company as well as speedboat and Harley Davidson Motorcycle dealerships.

Uh, enough said????

This will be his fourth marriage (almost fifth if he had acRead More...

Movie Buzz: Good Golly Aren’t Tina and Paul Just So Adorable?

artemis — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:39:55 +0100

By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

Now that her TV show has ended I hope that Tina Fey turns to writing her own movies, because the only good movie she’s made in her brief movie-making career has been the one she wrote - Mean Girls. Okay okay I will totally get sucked into Baby Mama if it’s on TV but that&rsRead More...

Movie Buzz: Zim Zala Bim, They’re Putting On A Show

artemis — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:02:21 +0100

By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

Shyster magicians are so hot right now – last week we saw James Franco turn his alchemic fakery into a flying-baboon-blasting blitz in Oz the Great and Powerful, and today Steve Carell and Jim Carrey star as rival Vegas acts in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. I have a feeling theRead More...

It's All About "The Bachelor"!

Burton — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:28:16 +0100

And "The Bachelorette". And "Dancing with the Stars". And future wedding specials. (No not the Kardashian kind - thank God.)

So Sean Lowe finally picked his wife to be and it is none other than adorable Catherine Giudici!!! (No relation to the New Jersey Giudice's - another thank God.) Yes, poor Lindsay was left shocked and barefoot as he kicked her to the curb iRead More...

Selena Gomez States the Obvious: Justin Bieber is a Douchebag

Burton — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:44:59 +0100

I have to say, in my eyes, this Selena Gomez is one awesome chick. (If she ever takes Justin Bieber back I will print out this post, burn it, print it out again, burn it again and then delete it from this site forever.)

So as some of you may know, Selena and Justin broke up again and he has been bouncing around the world on his tour acting like Read More...

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