Blog entries from Celebrity Beehive Blog

Spencer Pratt Only Likes Boobs That Require Their Own Zip Code

Renee DeLuca — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:02:33 +0100

By Renee, Beehive blogger

It seems that the peace, love and cyber warfare fighting Spencer Pratt of late has been usurped by the pube-faced, hate-spewing King of the Douches once more. Fresh off his rage tweets aimed at Audrina (her boob job reminded him of a Tijuana hack job), Kesha (apparently Heidi is a bigger pop star than her) and JWoww (also the owner of some offensive silicone), Spencer has taken aim at Kate Hudson, once again for a boob job. &nRead More...

Larry King Is Apparently Dipping His Viagra Stick in the Family Pool

Renee DeLuca — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:03:00 +0100

By Renee, Beehive blogger

This story is gross on so many levels, not the least of which is imagining Larry King doing the vertical mambo in nothing but some bedroom suspenders and eyeglasses. Multiple news outlets are reporting that both Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick filed for divorce yesterday after a major blowout at their Beverly Hills home. No word on whether that blowout came as a result of Larry not being able to find his Viagra, but it seemsRead More...

Heidi Montag Is Saying More Crazy Shit

Renee DeLuca — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 19:18:48 +0100

By Renee, Beehive blogger

No, Plastic Barbie didn’t string together a grammatically correct sentence or correctly state the answer to 2 + 2, nothing that crazy is coming out of her mouth. She is, however, planning to sue the creator of the Hills, Adam DiVello, for sexual harassment after he allegedly inappropriately groped her on set lRead More...

Jon Gosselin Is a Good Dad. No, Really.

Renee DeLuca — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:03:28 +0100

By Renee, Beehive blogger

Because Jon Gosselin has always put the welfare of his eight children above anything else, he has found himself a new lawyer and is now suing ex-wife Kate for primary custody of his brood. Citing Kate’s short-term gig on Dancing With The Stars, Jon calls her an “absentee mom” and aRead More...

Sex Rehab is the New Black!

Renee DeLuca — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:35:25 +0100

By Renee, Beehive Blogger

Well color me surprised, Jesse James has checked himself into sex rehab. Various news outlets are reporting that Jesse checked into the Sierra Tuscon facility in Arizona yesterday because he likes to get laid, oh and also because he got caught. I was about to call this “Pulling a Tiger” but then that fails to recognize the Eric BenetsRead More...

Lost: The Final Season!

Renee DeLuca — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:50:09 +0100

Lost is coming to an end and there are still so many questions that need to be answered! WRead More...

Call Me a Crackhead All You Want, Just Don’t Call Me Lindsay or Say My Shoes Are Smoking

Renee DeLuca — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:56:20 +0100

By Renee, Beehive Blogger

I, like the rest of the sober and lucid world, am having trouble following along with Lindsay Lohan. Not too long ago she went on a litigious spree against eTrade for using the name Lindsay for their milkaholic baby. Now, she has waged a one-sided Twitter war against George Lopez for making a joke about photos of her that show clouds of white powder billowing out of her shoes. Call mRead More...

Maybe It's Time to Give the Bitch a Break!

Renee DeLuca — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:52:01 +0100

By Renee, Beehive Blogger

I've seen so many headlines lately about what an awful mom Kate Gosselin is and I’ve also seen a few fairly insightful posts discussing this double standard and I have to say, I agree with the mindset of the latter. Regardless of the fact that I’d love to vote her and her small-membered, Ed Hardy-loving Read More...

I Now Pronounce You, Mr. and Mrs. Douche

Renee DeLuca — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:54:22 +0100

By Renee, Beehive Blogger

I’m not 100% sure that’s how the contract between Lindsay Lohan and Ed Hardy will be signed in terms of their new joint handbag collaboration, but it only makes sense. According to the folks over at E! News, Lindsay and Ed Hardy are in talks to launch a new line of handbags together which I really do think is a marriage made in douchebag heaven.

Heidi: (giggles) Thank you!

Billy: No, I didn’t mean uh, I mean uh….