Oh Sweet Jesus! Madonna Dresses Like Aging Prostitute

Burton — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:58:48 +0100

Now if you've read our blog before, you know we love our Madge but Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! What is she wearing???

While attending the Billboard Music Awards last night and accepting her Top Touring Artist Award (how much further can we stretch these stupid awards??), Madge decided to dress like an aging prostitute and it ain't pretty.

Chris Brown and Rihanna Break Up Again and No One Cares

Burton — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:01:25 +0100

This has got to be the most annoying couple in the history of celebrity couples. And yes, they are trumping Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

So Chris Brown was interviewed on a radio station in Australia and mumbled the following ridiculousness, "Imma do it solo. I mean, at the end of the day, shawty doing her own thang, she on the road. It's alRead More...

Lindsay Lohan Just Can't Do Anything Right. Not Even Packing.

Burton — Thu, 02 May 2013 14:47:29 +0100

I mean, how much longer is the saga of Lindsay Lohan going to go on????

The above Instagram shows Lindsay packing for her rehab. "90 days and 270 looks" was the caption. Further proving, she is a moron.

So in more ridiculousness, she was ordered by a judge to enter a rehab facility called the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY today. But iRead More...

Beyonce's Boobies are Made of Glitter

Burton — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:38:56 +0100

Beyonce proves she is much prettier than the rest of us by revealing the fact that her boobies are actually made of glitter, sequin and crystals.

Yes, this is Beyonce on the opening night of her world tour in Belgrade, Serbia wearing a crystal and sequin encrusted bodysuit complete with crystal nipples.

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American Idol: Candice was AH-MAZING!

Burton — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:30:24 +0100

OK, Beehivers, please tell me you saw Candice Glover kill it on "American Idol" last night!

If not, here it is. You can thank me later. (Satan seems to interrupt around minute 1:10 - he must be a fan too.)

Enjoy your Thursday!

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That Girl from "My Name is Earl" Accuses That Girl from "Planet of the ...

Burton — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:10:30 +0100

It's getting all cray-cray in Hollywood, y'all!

So Jamie Pressly (aka that girl from "My Name is Earl") tracked down Estella Warren (that girl from "Planet of Read More...

Oh Halle Berry! Really???

Burton — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 11:53:37 +0100

Droopy drawer harem pants?? You can afford to buy the most beautiful clothes in the world and you pick these? Your stylist should be fired.

And just to show that yes, celebrities sometimes get it very wrong, here are some examples of other famous people wearing droopy drawer harem pants.

Eye roll.

Lindsay tweeted yesterday (on April Fools Day), "It's official. Pregnant."

She is such a dork. Can she just go to jail now????

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Really??? Lorenzo didn't go home last night??? Really???

I mean did anyone else see the guys' disastrous rendition of "I Can't Help Myself"? And clearly it was Lorenzo who really brought that one down, am I right? Even Burnell couldn't help but throw him under the bus with the classic "I did what I was supposed to do" line - ha! But it was Devin who was sent pRead More...

Faye Resnick Quits "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" - Fans Rejoice

Burton — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:25:33 +0100

Thank God! Now let's recap.

Faye Resnick was not a real cast member but really just a hanger-on of Kyle's who took every chance she could to cause trouble and start fights. The last ridiculous accusation she made toward Brandi was that she caused the Maloofs' break-up. OK, Faye, whatevs. She was clearly trying to land herself a real part on the show but only came off looRead More...

Justin Bieber Removes Shirt at Airport Security Proving He's a Bigger Moron Than Previously Believed

Burton — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:12:10 +0100

Oh, why does he make it so easy for me??? Yes, I am writing yet another post about the recurring ridiculousness of Justin Bieber.

When going through airport security in Poland, the Biebs must have misunderstood the request to remove his shoes and belt and decided to remove his shirt as well. My God, he's such a dweeb.

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Girl Proves She Has No Brain and Actually Marries Jesse James

Burton — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:04:38 +0100

Who is Alexis DeJoria and why is she so stupid?

Apparently, she is the extremely rich daughter of the extremely rich John Paul DeJoria who has holdings in Patron Spirits Company as well as speedboat and Harley Davidson Motorcycle dealerships.

Uh, enough said????

This will be his fourth marriage (almost fifth if he had acRead More...

It's All About "The Bachelor"!

Burton — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:28:16 +0100

And "The Bachelorette". And "Dancing with the Stars". And future wedding specials. (No not the Kardashian kind - thank God.)

So Sean Lowe finally picked his wife to be and it is none other than adorable Catherine Giudici!!! (No relation to the New Jersey Giudice's - another thank God.) Yes, poor Lindsay was left shocked and barefoot as he kicked her to the curb iRead More...

Selena Gomez States the Obvious: Justin Bieber is a Douchebag

Burton — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:44:59 +0100

I have to say, in my eyes, this Selena Gomez is one awesome chick. (If she ever takes Justin Bieber back I will print out this post, burn it, print it out again, burn it again and then delete it from this site forever.)

So as some of you may know, Selena and Justin broke up again and he has been bouncing around the world on his tour acting like Read More...

Rihanna Cancels Boston Concert - My Night is Ruined

Burton — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 12:14:10 +0100

Yes, I had tickets. And they were fifth row. And the show was cancelled. Why Rihanna??? Why???

Apparently, after her Friday night show in Buffalo, Rihanna came down with a bad case of laryngitis and had to cancel her Sunday night show in Boston. Sigh........

She tweeted last night, "This is the hardest thing for me to dealRead More...

Justin Bieber is a Brat - Boo'd at London Concert

Burton — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:28:03 +0100

I just love a good "Justin Bieber is a douche" story. (Is it me or does he look like a cross between Urkel and Vanilla Ice in that picture???)

So Justin has been in London getting ready for four nights at the O2 arena and already stirred up controversy by throwing a hissy fit at a nightclub.

Apparently, Justin threw his 19th birthday party at the CirRead More...

Charlie Sheen is Now Lindsay Lohan's Mentor. Winning!

Burton — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:53:37 +0100

Oh dear Lord. How in the world could this turn out well?

Now we've all heard that after bonding on the set of "Scary Movie 5" (yes they are making a number 5), Charlie has tried to help Lindsay by giving her money and speaking to the press about her.

Charlie tells TMZ, "I haveRead More...

Heidi Klum Joins "America's Got Talent" Judging Panel

Burton — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:30:54 +0100

Uh............OK.

Sorry but isn't this kind of odd casting??? Heidi Klum??? Don't get me wrong, I love her and am a little too obsessed with "Project Runway" but I just can't see her judging really bad magicians and performing dog acts. Is she desperate for the money??? Has she lost her mind??? Is this a bad rumor???

Nope! It'Read More...

God Has Answered Our Prayers, Kim Kardashian Quits Reality TV

Burton — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:29:03 +0100

The cash cow of the Kardashian clan calls it quits?! Could this signal the end of the Kardashian era???? Will they soon fade into obscurity??? Remember everyone, Paris Hilton used to grace magazine covers every single week and now we never hear a peep about her!! So it is possible, my dear Beehivers, it is possible.

Kim herself toldRead More...

Ashton and Mila Move In Together, Demi Moore Loses Her Shit

Burton — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:01:44 +0100

Oh, I would not want to be in Demi Moore's presence when she hears this one. Oh Lordy.

So as we all know Demi and Ashton got married, he cheated, they broke up, divorce proceedings began, he started dating his former "That 70sShow" co-star and Demi lost her freaking marbles. Whip-its were involved. Yes, whip-its. Oh! And the hokey-pokey (which she is demonstrating iRead More...

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