Another season of Flipping Out is over - so sad!  I am absolutely  in love with Jeff Lewis and must admit that he is my gay crush. Love him!

In celebration of all that is fabulous of Jeff Lewis, here are the best quotes from the season:

"What's his favorite body part? Is he an ass man or a breast man or  both?  Is there anything in particular he likes to do?  Do you go to church and pray for the sins you committed the night before?"  - When questioning Jenny about her new boyfriend

"I used to be a fun gay." - When discussing his heavy workload

"What better to remind her of her mistake than cat feces between her fingernails.  Because that's going to be hard to get out."  - After the cat pooped in the bathtub and Jeff made Zoila clean it up without gloves.

"You smell like trash." - He said this to Sarah after he made her clean up boogery Kleenex.

"Let's ask Tracy what she wants.  She'll probably want a fruity drink like a daiquiri with an umbrella."  - Trying to figure out what his intern Trace (a man) wants for cocktail hour       

"Zoila, Sarah has Casey piss in her hair"  - After his dog peed on a deck and dripped on Sarah's head.

"How about me, you and Trace start peeing into plastic containers instead of paying for it."

"We've called it the secret weapon for some time now. I mean Zoila's urine would scare away anything.  They should use it in Iraq and Afghanistan." 

"I don't think they do remodels very often.  Maybe every 35 years." (Discussing their crazy new clients Bob and Barb)

"I don't really have a fear of flying. I have a fear of sitting next to someone overweight."

"Sarah probably sweated out 6 pounds on that flight which is good because some of her pants are a little too tight."  (After a turbulent flight back to LA on a private jet)

(To Trace) "You're not a loser if you stay home on a Friday night. (turns to Sarah) Right Sarah?"

"Look, I'm not going to reach and say make me look good. I'm just going to hope they don't make me look bad. That's it. I just don't want to look bad.  I've given up looking good.  I've given up on that. That was a pipe dream. That ship has sailed."   When discussing Kash the contractor who was working too slowly.

And my favorite one by a mile: "You just don't want to push a lesbian too far.  I love the lesbians but you've got to know boundaries.  I mean she could lay me out on that floor in two seconds.  I know that." - When discussing his difficult lesbian clients

We'll miss you Jeff!  

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