No!!!!  Please not them! No other reality show couple is more fun to make fun of than them. Well, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are of course but for other reasons. 

Rumors started flying yesterday that Kasey "Kermit" Kahl and Vienna "Idiot" Girardi have finally split. After witnessing their beyond dysfunctional relationship on Bachelor Pad, this news should come as absolutely no surprise to any of us.

But of course, Kasey has to deny it all and says that they have not broken up, they are just transitioning from living together in LA to a long distance relationship.  "We're just doing [the relationship] long distance right now. It's for the best."  Apparently, Vienna has  moved back to Florida.

Um, I think if your girlfriend leaves and moves home, you're broken up.  Sorry to break it to you. Maybe you can write her a song and she'll come back to you.  Ahahahahahaha! 

Oh hey, don't you think Vienna looks just like this cat?????

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