Really? As surprised as the fact that only 648 of your 1 million twitter followers bought your CD or more surprised? As surprised as when you read your lines for the Hills and found out that you and Lauren are “friends” again? Maybe as surprised as the time you found out not everyone matches their cup size to the first letter of their name. Now I know that every bit of Speidi’s lives are a carefully orchestrated press and photo op, just like having the cameras come along to Colorado for the big Heidi-Bot 3.0 unveiling, but how on Earth did her mother’s less-than-enthusiastic reaction to her 10 surgeries in one day come as a shock to this girl? She was really a pretty girl before and looking at what she did to herself confounds me (and makes me very happy that I have boys) so I can only imagine what her poor mother must be thinking. So what do you guys think? What would you say if it was your daughter?