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"Hey UK! Patriotic Draft - We'll Take Peaches Geldof, You Can Have Lindsay Lohan"Posted by: artemis on May 20, 2010 Tagged in: Beehive Blog
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Just in case you've neglected the world news recently, the UK has its fair share of distractions with Gordon Brown's resignation, the World Cup and all the trouble with that damned volcano. Further, Prince William and Kate Middleton's rumored engagement has all the grannies in a hullabaloo so it's understandable that the Brit's attention may not be entirely focused on the magic that is Peaches Geldof. "Who?" you ask, is Peaches? She is the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof of Live Aid/Boomtown Rats fame and TV presenter, Paula Yates and could possibly be Lindsay Lohan's partying doppelganger. Peaches Honeyblossom is best unknown to Americans as a spoiled, part-time model, singer, columnist, DJ, Scientologist, and alleged drug user with a penchant for nakedness, tats and rocker boys. In other words, a Class-A hot mess!!! Her freak meter went off the charts this past March when a slime ball calling himself "Big Ben," posted a letter about their alleged druggie, one night stand that ended in a detox at the Scientology Center in Hollywood! For her part, Peaches' rep, as well as her boyfriend, Eli Roth, came forward to categorically deny and slam the heroin use and Scientology involvement. Hmm, a picture's worth a thousand words, so you can decide for yourself. We won't be posting the pics here, but it is everywhere if you should care to take a peek.
Despite all of this outlandish behavior, Peaches claims to want to be taken seriously as a journalist amongst other things. She told Fearne Cotton of ITV that she's more interested in talking about the Hadron Collider and Quantum theories by Stephen Hawkings and Richard Dawkins. Excuse me -- Haahaahaaaahaaa!!! Now that's funny! Good Lord! She's a comedienne and Existentialist, too!
Many Brits are well over her antics, calling Peaches a fame luster, who has used her rock star name to become a celebrity in the worst possible way. So that begs the question: Are the good people of the Commonwealth happy that she jumped the pond to try to make it in America? Not sure, but here's my proposal -- inspired by Dave Chapelle's "Racial Draft," let's have a "Patriotic Draft." We, the US delegation would like to submit a trade for "Hard-partying Hell in Heels" -- Lindsay Lohan for Peaches Geldof! Lindsay's in France so she can hop on a flight and be there in 45 minutes (after she gets another passport). We'll even throw in Paris Hilton to sweeten the deal, she's boring now anyway. So what do you say UK - are you game?
For more on Peaches magic, be sure to check out "Peaches: Marked Down" by Raincoaster of www.ayyyy.com
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written by ClubPenguinCheats, March 01, 2011
Her freak meter went off the charts this past March when a slime ball calling himself "Big Ben," posted a letter about their alleged druggie, one night stand that ended in a detox at the Scientology Center in Hollywood!
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