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Jun 28
2012
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Beehivers,
What in the no class having is this?? Just when I thought Ke$ha gluing gold studs to her shaved head was world-class weird, she tweeted a pic of her new lip tattoo that very simply says, "SUCK IT." The thing is, I'm not sure if she's trying to be too cool for school or sexy? On second thought, scratch the latter notion. Shudder to think.
Now there are two types of people — tattoo people and non-tattoo people. Nothing against those who like ink or body art or whatever you want to call it, it's just not my thing and that's because I have no tolerance for pain. In fact, my pain threshold is like, -1000 and my own personal motto is, "Give me the epidural DAMN IT!" So aside from the fact that it must have hurt like a mother to get a tattoo on the inside of her bottom lip, I have to wonder why bother? The only way for anyone to see this tattoo would be for Ke$ha to push her lip down and with this wench it could be misconstrued as a proposition. The unfortunate thing is I can totally imagine Charlie Sheen's response upon seeing Ke$ha's new tattoo: "Uh...NO, THANKS." It's sad really. I didn't realize that there's a celeb whom I thought of as lower hanging fruit than Charlie Sheen but then again, Charlie didn't pee in the street and tweet a picture of it.








