JUST KIDDING!

Seriously, what in tarnation?! I hereby declare WAR on Ke$ha because she has assaulted my eyeballs enough. What do you call these pictures of her in that bathing suit? It's an all out affront to my senses because what in f*ck's name is that supposed to be?

I'm so confused by this outfit that I actually feel dumb trying to suss it out. 

Is it supposed to be sultry sexy? Yeah, no.

Is it retro fabulous? Nary, unless visions of grandma are supposed to make your socks roll up and down.

I can understand being comfortable in your own skin, but seriously, perhaps a suit that fits her droopy ass would make more sense.

Maybe...but...I...so...confused....flabby...brain.....melting.

Oh I give up. 

Do you think Charlie Sheen would hit that?

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