If you read our earlier post regarding the Beverly Hills' Housewives reunion, you would know that Kim Richards FINALLY admitted to the world that she is.....wait for it.....an.....ALCOHOLIC!!! Gasps, shock, horror! 

Is she for real? I mean calling it the worst kept secret is not even mildly funny. Look at this picture. Need I say more? As viewers we all knew that she was hitting the bottle at the drop of a hat. Oops, I dropped a hat -- here's a drink for Kim.  

There is a term that my college roommate and I dubbed her older brother and it was "Master of the Obvious." We always had to prepare for his visits because he was a nice guy but a tad nerdy (not in a cool way) and if that wasn't bad enough, the dude was really nosy and did this annoying thing where he would ask a painfully obvious question but then answer himself in great detail. So I could be in the kitchen making pancakes for breakfast and he'd come in and say: "Hi there, whatcha doin'? Making whole wheat buttermilk pancakes with blueberry jam for breakfast?" Or, we could be sitting watching a movie -- "Whatcha up to girls? Watching a horror movie on a Wednesday night, eating buttered popcorn on the couch?" 

Uh...yes, Sherlock. Thank you for your powers of deduction. Good lord, that was the shiz that we had to put up with for two years!

Anyway, it's with a heavy heart that I pass on the title of Master of the Obvious to Kim Richards.  Reign magnanimously, Kim.

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