Oh for the love of God.....what next?   I don't even have the energy to write about this but it is newsworthy and in a bizarre way, kind of funny so here you go.

RadarOnline.com is reporting that Lohan and an accomplice tried to sneak out of the Betty Ford Clinic into a nearby medical facility to buy a "soda" from a vending machine. Unfortunately, her friend's clothes got caught on a fence and their little mission for a can of "soda" were foiled!  

"Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart," a source, with knowlegde of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.  "The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."

I love it that the source points out that they were returned "decaffeinated" - LOL!  

I wonder how Dina is going to twist this one to make her daughter look like the victim!  "Oh poor Lindsay.  It's just so cruel that they keep coke, I mean Coca-Cola, away from her.  It's just barbaric. And then her friend tore her clothes on their barbed wire fence???  Oh the indignity!  Hey, can you get me on the list for Tao tonight?"

So what do you think?  Was she trying to escape  so she could meet her mom at Tao or was she just jonesing for a soda?  

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