I feel sick. Ugh, their tongues are touching.  I'm going to throw up.

Apparently, Michael Lohan has take some time off from his fame mongering to suck face with Kim G from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Michael sent her text messages that would cause me to burn my phone (but I guess maybe she's into that kind of thing) that read, "You are beautiful inside and out." OK, not horrible but get a load of this one: "I need a fire, a fur rug, a snowy night with you." Aaaahhhhh!!!!  Kill me please! Is he serious? I'm going to be sick.  What is this 1972 in the Poconos?

Celebrity Magnet asked Kim G how she felt about her new fame mongering snatch and she told them, "I liked that he didn't have a saggy ass. He has a nice smile, killer eyes and he's devious like me." Oh God. Did she touch his saggy ass???  God help me.

I don't even think Danielle Staub would stoop that low and she has stooped very, very low. 

Well, now that Tareq Salahi is out of his LA apartment maybe they can make whoopie by the fireplace while drinking some chablis.

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