By Guest Blogger raincoaster of Ayyyy.com 

 What can you do with a fruit that's past its best-before date? Nothing but lower  the price and hope some sucker picks it up. Looks like that's just what's  happened to Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof, Saint Bob's middle, problem child. 

You know her, if at all, from her comically un-self-aware column for hipster bible Nylon, her repeated, unsuccessful attempts to become a television star, her catastrophic taste in men, her occasional "butterface Lohan" modeling gigs, her six-month marriage, her occasionally-televised drug use, or, most likely, from the fact that her wild, substance-fueled night with a rocker called Big Ben resulted in her being dropped as the "face" of Miss Ultimo underwear.

Now you can know her as a model for a second-hand store. Oh honey, this is not a step up.

Party photographer and Patrick McMullen of his generation the Cobrasnake owns a shop in LA that sells used clothing he's picked up in his travels; from the looks of some of the inventory, he's picked it off the bodies of homeless 80's survivors. The Cobra shop is all online, and you can see Peaches posing among a herd of other fauxhemians in some of the outfits. He's a smart boy, this Cobrasnake, having stuck the pictures on the very last page, ensuring you'll click past the merchandise on your way to the gossip subject.

As the Daily Mail was quick to point out, it's unlikely this pays as much as her last modeling gig; it is, in fact, unlikely that it pays at all except in acid wash minis, Kools and Pabst Blue Ribbon. Poor Peaches the Bag Lady is probably down to her last Birkin. When they pass the hat for her, it's even money whether it'll be a Philip Treacy or a grimy Rastafarian tam found on the floor of an illegal dance club.

And check out this crazy "Gem Sweater" video in homage to the hideous green sparkly 80's excrescence Peaches is wearing in the picture:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ

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