Posted by: Burton on Sep 16, 2012
Tagged in: Beehive Blog
We loooooovvvvveeeee to delve into the bank accounts of the crazy housewives and with the bling the Miami housewives were throwing around the other night (and all the new ladies), we had to update our net worth checklist!
So here's the rundown:
Adriana De Moura-Sidi net worth: $10 million. OK, this one annoys me. I can't figure out exactly why but she does. I guess $10 million isn't too bad but I imagine it will go up when she marries her fiance, interior designer Frederic Marq.
Marysol Patton net worth: $15 million. Marysol runs The Patton Group, a successful PR/event company but we all know her really because of that crazy ass mother of hers! What the hell happened to her face?! Yes, she's crazy but I love her!
Lea Black net worth: $65 million. Ugh, can't stand her. She is the self-proclaimed "Queen of Miami". Gag. Apparently, she sold a huge make-up company and is married to a top criminal defense attorney. Yippee. She's a bitch.
Karent Sierra net worth: $5 Million. She's the dentist with the cheating boyfriend. $5 million ain't too shabby for a dentist I guess. But her "I'm the dentist to the stars" hoo-ha is irritating me and we're only one show into the season.
Ana Quincoces net worth: $8 Million. She's a lawyer. She's a cook. She's a cook book author. And she spends way too much time with her future ex-husband. But good on her! $8 million is nothing to sneeze at that's for sure!
Lisa Hochstein net worth: $20 Million. She's the one with the boobs. If she didn't marry a man with $20 million, she would have $0.
Joanna Krupa net worth: $3 Million. She worked as a Victoria's Secret lingerie model and has been in tons of fashion magazines and very likely earned every penny of that $3 million herself. Good on her! Lisa could learn a thing or two from her.
So the richest is also the bitchiest, Lea Black. Let's throw her a parade.