After last week's Britney Spears episode, this week's show is way somber and definitely lacking in the fun department. We'll come to the reason in a moment, but first, Finn makes a grilled cheese sandwich that looks like it has an image of Jesus on it.  Finn prays to the 'Grilled Cheesus' to win a football game and miraculously, the teams wins!! Finn gets inspired and wants Glee to sing songs that pay tribute to Jesus. OMG! Puck pays tribute to his #1 Jew, Billy Joel, with 'Come Out Virginia.' I have to say I cringed a bit -- not a good performance.

Kurt blows off Friday night dinners with his dad to go to the annual Sound of Music sing along, disappointing his dad very much. Kurt's dad then has a heart attack -- oh no!!! This explains everyone's down mood. The Glee club try to express their support for Kurt's dad in various ways. Mercedes sings a moving version of 'I Look To You!' but Kurt doesn't want his friend's prayers because he doesn't believe in God.

Oh how I love this show!  I love Bruno, Len and CarrieAnn. I love the crazy costumes, the stars, Maks and I'm even beginning to like Brooke.....took a little while but it's happening!  

So to celebrate the show and everything we love about it we came up with a list of ten obvious observations!

Devon James and Jocelyn James, unrelated aside from the fact that they are both porn stars and two of Tiger Woods' ex-skanks are in the midst of a feud, reports RadarOnline. It seems the two ahem, women signed on to do a porn about their sex romps with the Woodster, when Jocelyn accused Devon of stealing cash from her purse. This led to Devon sending a mutual friend an email that alleges violence and hatred to Jocelyn James.

In the email that RadarOnline obtained. Devon wrote: 

Who knew Conan could be well, kinda hot?   Is it just me ladies or does he look oddly sexy throwing that hose around???  

Oh I so hope they put Teresa's show up against Danielle Staub's!!!!   Wouldn't that be hilarious to see those two in the press trying to one up each other for ratings?  And can you imagine if Teresa beat out Danielle, how Danielle would try to spin it to make herself look like the victim? Oh please, please let this happen!  

So here's the scoop: Rob Shuter of "Naughty But Nice" says that a source told him, "If they can give Bethenny her own show you can bet that they will give Teresa one. You can't come up with a better script than Teresa's life. She's a mother and wife [of Joe] going through financial troubles and having to start all over again. Everyone has been hit hard by this economy and watching Teresa and her family struggle through problems will make for great TV."  

Wow!  Carrie managed to connect Justin Timberlake to Emma Stone in just TWO steps! No one else even got close! 

Here's how our movie genius did it:

It's no secret that Chelsea loves her some playaz and there's been dating rumors about Ms. 'Lately' and Fiddy. Well, it looks like it there could be some validity to this. The pair were spotted getting close and chummy at a bar in New Orleans recently, reports TMZ. 

Is anyone else confused by this? To each his own, I guess, but really? It's not like Fiddy is even cool. No, he's kinda booty actually. I'll give Fiddy this much, if he is dating Chelsea, at least he's got the common sense to not go for the model/dancer wannabe and member of 'Future Ex-wives Club.' Hell, Chelsea is a catch!!!

The day of their return is finally here!!!!  I had to seriously contain my squeals of glee when the show first came on (They're back! They're back!) because I screamed earlier today when I saw this picture of Courtney Love and scared my cat nearly to death and I really don't want to be responsible for his death. He's really old and that would totally suck. So I will just sit here sipping my peach martini with a massive grin on my face.  (Join me next week with your own peach martinis!  Here's an awesome recipe!) 

All right ladies let's get started!  Let the mayhem and cat-calling begin!  An just so you know, we've brought back the "WTF Award" so zoom down to the bottom of this post if you want to know who earned it tonight!

 Welcome back Sitch's Bitches!  

So a funny quote from Karina about The Situation?  "He hasn't hit on me!"  Love that. But we're only a few weeks in Karina......give him time!   Don't get me wrong, I am his biggest fan (well, only when this show is concerned) and want him to win that cheap sparkly trophy but let's be realistic here.  This is The Situation we're talking about and she ain't no grenade. 

Irma Nici, the Bosnian hooker who allegedly had sexy time with David Beckham is countersuing Becks for "emotional distress and physical injuries," reports The Daily Mail. Ugh!!! The hooker alleges that she was hounded by the process server which resulted in her being hospitalized. Her attorney, Paul Rolf Jensen allegedly filed the lawsuit in LA on Friday. 

Dear Ms. Hooker, I've got one word for you -- EVIDENCE! Show it! Because all these things that you are claiming about Beck's characteristics -- he's clean, he's OCD, he's got a distinguishing mark on his privates. Really??!! That's all you got? I knew that about the footballer and I've never bagged him!