Oh Rachel!  Really, what were you thinking?  What do you have in there?  A small child?  Are you smuggling an Olsen twin over the border?  

So quite a while back I guessed that after the gruesome twosome (no nasty comments please - it's just a joke) were booted from The Bachelor Pad, Gia would be dumped by her boyfriend (we all saw that coming!) and she and Wes would start publicly dating. 

Well, naysayers, after licking my wounds from the many nasty comments and "Wes and Gia are not dating, you crazy blogger bitch" and "Wes is beyond perfection" comments, I will slyly smile as I finish this post.

By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

It’s owls versus sharks versus Betty White! Only one will survive and I hope it’s Betty, she’s the last Golden Girl we’ve got left.

So the latest issue of Star magazine has some behind the scenes details about the cast of Glee and how they, well to put it mildly, hate each other!   Says a source, "They're all out for themselves and they'll stab anyone in the back to get what they want. They're vicious."

Adding to the already rampant rumors of Lea Michele's diva ways and Mark Salling's lothario ways, here's what inside sources have to say:

OK, so this cycle of the Real HOusewives franchise seems to have been weighed down with way too many spoilers and too much press attention because everything that's happening on the show, we already know.  

Last night's show tried desperately to focus on substantiating all the bad press and ill moments that are about to befall our ladies.  Here's what I'm talking about:

This week the designers were asked to make a high fashion look for a L'Oreal Paris ad that incorporates the brands eyeshadow. The advertorial (paid promotional ad) will be featured in Marie Claire, but the best part is the winner will also get $20,000! I love this challenge! 

The designers were ecstatic to get two days to complete the challenge, but of course Tim Gunn comes in and throws them a couture curve-ball. They must make one additional Ready-to-Wear look to go with the high fashion look! Ugh. 

Here she goes again! 

I am completely floored by what Tyra Banks (aka Ty Ty Crazy Crazy) is airing on her show today.  No she's not dressing in a fat suit and crying about how hard it is to be so beautiful.  And no she's not teaching us all how to wipe ourselves without letting our panties touch the toilet.  I'm not kidding, she actually demonstrated this oh so difficult task for us on an episode.  I found only one site that has the video: view it here.

Sesame Street producers decided to pull the segment where popstar, Katy Perry sings a G-rated version of her song, Hot and Cold when numerous complaints came in about her not-so-modest dress.   

Katy tweeted the response: "Wow, looks like my play date with Elmo has been cut short!...Tag you're it, Elmo!"

OMG! For those of you who thought Warner Bros was taking the piss for splitting the final book into two parts, you people need to settle down, who rattled your cage? First off, there is absolutely no way they could have sausaged 700+ pages of characters and plots into 150 minutes. If anything, I would like to take this moment to thank WB for making my day!

I could not have picked two actors from Lost who I would rather see work together again more than John Locke and Benjamin Linus (aka Terry O'Quinn and Benjamin Linus)! Well, maybe Sawyer and Hurley - that would be pretty cool too. 

So here's the scoop: NBC has secured the rights to a JJ Abrams-produced show starring Terry O'Quinn and Michael Emerson.  Supposedly the currently untitled comedic drama has O'Quinn and Emerson starring as former black-ops agents.