Oh Jesus. I would seriously hate to be Emily Maynard. What the hell?????

ABC published photos of the new crop of 25 bachelors who will be vying for that coveted final rose and I have to say, this is not looking good.  

First off, they all look like a bunch of dorky frat guys who think fart jokes are just hilarious and that is just the worst kind of guy.  And some of them look slightly cross-eyed. Am I wrong? But the best part (and worst for poor Emily) are their quotes from their bios pages - they are beyond hilarious!  

Some of my faves:

Travis - Would you say you're a little bit country or more of a city person?
Being from Mississippi of course I'm going to be a country boy. But people don't consider me to be because of the way I dress and carry myself. I tend to be a little 'Metro'.   Uh-oh.

Ryan - Who is your favorite artist and why?
I believe athleticism is the "Art" of movement. Michael Jordan was an incredible Artist.   Oh come on. 

Kyle - Who are your top 3 all-time favorite movies?
Zoolander, The Notebook, Point Break     The Notebook? I appreciate a man who can show his emotions but really???

Jean-Paul - What superpower would you choose to have and why?
Pacifier powers. So I could calm people down preventing wars & conflicts and just get people to chill out.     Really???  You could have any superpower and you pick pacifier powers??? I'm betting he's out the first night.

Aaron - Do you prefer a woman who wants to be pursued or a woman who pursues you and why?
Because I am relatively shy on making that initial contact, I love it when a woman pursues me. It shows confidence and that she's not your average woman. Hot.   He's definitely out the first night.

Emily has got a long and disastrous road ahead of her I think.

And please know that the Beehive will be handing out their "Dork of the Night" award after each episode so please be sure to weigh in on our Facebook page!   The new season starts next Monday, May 14.  Hurray!

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