Seems the "Jersey Shore" cast is laughing themselves all the way to the bank and I imagine could honestly give two shits that we're laughing at them as well because they are raking in millions just gymming, tanning and laundering.   

Here's what Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation will make this next season: $150,000 per episode (with 12 episodes per season that is a total of $1.8 million dollars), $400,000 signing bonus at the beginning of the season, $200,000 bonus at the end of the season and $150,000 for any reunion shows (which probably take one day to shoot).   Grand total: $2.55 million for the season.

 Now let's just see who files for bankruptcy first.  'Cause you know that's coming.

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