By the way, if you ever wondered what Taylor Swift would be like in the Bizarro World, well...look no further.

Not only is Taylor Momsen bad, but she's dangerously bad and she wants you to know it! Ugh, so obviously predictable so we won't waste too much energy here. We've heard it all before -- she's 17, too sexy and too provocative. I say she should point them big guns at all of her handlers because they all seriously need a good ass kicking, starting with her parents!