Talk about two complete dunces. And no I don't mean Evi and Randy Quaid - they're just insane. 

I'm talking about Heidi and Spencer Pratt who have given an exclusive interview to Life & Style magazine (for a load of cash I imagine) to admit that they blew through $10 million, are currently broke, may file for bankruptcy, are homeless and rely on Spencer's parents to buy them groceries each week. 

Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian sat down with ABC's Robin Roberts last night for their first interview together since their tabloid headlining relationship was revealed.  

Now I've watched the full interview and I have to say that I don't see one ounce of regret from this girl about her affair (she even admits that).  

By Toni Purple

Wow, I just don't even know how to respond to this one! I kind of have that "what the hell are they thinking" feeling like I did when I first heard about I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and Bridalplasty. Please tell me you've heard about Bridalplasty!

The images are finally here!  H&M released a video this morning that highlights their new fashions arriving in H&M stores November 20th.  Get in line now, ladies! 

So rumor has it that the reason Miley Cyrus's parents are divorcing is because her mom, Tish, had an affair with Bret Michaels.  Yes, the "Rock of Love" Bret Michals.  Yes, the guy who slept with Daisy.  I know, I wouldn't touch that either.  What were you thinking, Tish? Billy Ray is no prize but really!  

Now don't get me wrong, I love Bret and have been a huge supporter of his this past year but he's not the guy you have an affair with.  Can you imagine how many women have already played with his gigglestick?  Blech!!!  I am getting squeamish just thinking about it.

Whenever I think of the controversial outcome of Project Runway's Season 8 finale, the one where Gretchen Jones won over the more talented and fan favorite, Mondo Guerra, my blood starts boiling and my head gets all dizzy. I want to start hurling objects at my TV similar to what I did when I was watching Toni and gang on that skanky, reality dating show, Paradise Hotel. Well, like the majority of the country, of course Tim wanted Mondo to win because he has taste and speaks nothing but the truth. Tim addressed a crowd about his displeasure over the final decision and shared other tidbits, too.

Evidently, Heidi Klum enlisted Tim to help sway judges, Nina Garcia and Michael Kors, to vote for Mondo. Tim refused to acknowledge fourth judge, Jessica Simpson, who was vapid and offered no meaningful comments. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. If there had been a judge who could have actually helped Heidi challenge Nina and MK, Mondo would clearly be the winner. So I blame not only Nina and MK, but dud Jessica Simpson, too, for being a waste of space.