Us Weekly is claiming that Beyonce is pregnant!  Let's hope it's for real this time because we've all heard these rumors before.

A source says, "B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet. She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again."   

Bloody hell! Every time a buzzer rings, it's the sound of Simon Cowell getting richer. Multiple news sources are reporting that former American Idol judge and surly Brit with man boobs and a penchant for tight v-neck tees, just signed a $150 million deal to keep the UK's X Factor and Britain's Got Talent at ITV channel for another three years! This doesn't even include money for his appearances as judge on the shows! Bloody, bloody hell - I'd be showing off those big store bought teeth, too!

Under the new deal, ITV would have exclusive rights to air the US versions of X Factor and America's Got Talent in the UK. To further sweeten the insane package, Simon doesn't have to sit through any of the audition segments and would only make appearances for the semi-finals. Sweeeet Jesus!!!

Katy Perry seems to have yet another smash hit on her hands with "Firework" off her massively successful album "Teenage Dream".  

Uh oh, Ty Ty Crazy Crazy could be in deep trouble! Beverly McClendon is suing Tyra Banks for featuring her 15 year old daughter in a show about sex addition without her consent, reports AJC.com! In the lawsuit, McClendon, a licensed social worker, alleges that her daughter answered a web casting call after which show producers contacted her to be on the show. One month later with all travel accommodations paid for by "The Tyra Banks Show," the teen allegedly flew unaccompanied to New York to tape the segment without McClendon's permission or knowing!

McClendon further claims in the lawsuit, "The show was undoubtedly watched by sexual deviants, perverts and pedophiles alike," and puts her daughter at risk. Mom is seeking $3 million in damages for violations of privacy and is seeking to have all future airings stopped! 

Taylor Swift's new song "Mean" is out and it's seems the timing couldn't be better!  I definitely see this being played at some anti-bullying rallies.  

Please tell me you all saw Bristol Palin dance in a monkey suit on Dancing with the Stars last night! 

Here it comes!  The Kim Zolciak performance we've all been waiting for.  The only thing that surprised me from all the previews was why in the world would Kim, who has naked photos of herself hanging in her own bedroom, care if she has a wardrobe malfunction and 10,000 gay men see her ta-tas? She loves her ta-tas!

But first, let's discuss the other housewives because they're just as fabulous too!  Well some of them are.....

There is no doubt Keith Richards is a living, breathing (barely) ROCK GOD!!! And now he's releasing a no holds barred autobiography called Life, that chronicles his sex and drug-fueled life of debauchery as legendary guitarist for the Rolling Stones. In excerpts published exclusively in Rolling Stone Magazine, Richards talks about all of his bandmates, but goes into much detail about his complicated 50+ years relationship with Mick Jagger, whom he has described as "unbearable" and even nicknamed, "Her Majesty" and "Brenda."

He goes on to poke fun of the Jagster by calling his manhood a 'tiny todger.' Jerry Hall was quick to come to the defense of her ex-husband by saying: "Mick is very well endowed. I should know -- I was with him for 23 years. Keith is just jealous," reports Daily Mail.  Excuse me: hahahaha....tiny todger -- that's hilarious!