There is no doubt Keith Richards is a living, breathing (barely) ROCK GOD!!! And now he's releasing a no holds barred autobiography called Life, that chronicles his sex and drug-fueled life of debauchery as legendary guitarist for the Rolling Stones. In excerpts published exclusively in Rolling Stone Magazine, Richards talks about all of his bandmates, but goes into much detail about his complicated 50+ years relationship with Mick Jagger, whom he has described as "unbearable" and even nicknamed, "Her Majesty" and "Brenda."

He goes on to poke fun of the Jagster by calling his manhood a 'tiny todger.' Jerry Hall was quick to come to the defense of her ex-husband by saying: "Mick is very well endowed. I should know -- I was with him for 23 years. Keith is just jealous," reports Daily Mail.  Excuse me: hahahaha....tiny todger -- that's hilarious!

Will this be enough to save him?  

Previous Ghetto Award winner Mel Gibson has had one hell of a career nose dive and many wonder if he will ever recover but I think this may be a good step in the right direction.  I mean look at what The Hangover did for Mike Tyson?  He's actually kind of considered cool now by some. I am not one of those "some". Sorry Mike, please don't bite my ear off. 

Wow, October is one hell of a month on relationships! Another celeb couple bites the dust. Carey Mulligan and Shia Lebouf have reportedly called it quits. At last week's London's premiere of Never Let Me Go, which Mulligan attended sans Shia, she told friends: "I'm moving back to the UK, it's a long story." 

Mulligan had been living in New York with Shia since going public with their relationship last December. The Sunday Telegraph reports that she wants to spend more time back home, with family. It might explain Shia's weird moping and dousing of coffee on a paparazzo last weekend. 

What the hell is that?  

Wal-Mart banned Kanye's new album cover for "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" and Kanye is none too pleased.

So it seems the press this weekend about Justin Bieber being investigated for assault had things a bit twisted.  It's looking more like he was the victim of teasing and name-calling due to his fame.

TMZ.com is reporting that "Bieber was confronted by a 12-year-old boy at a laser arcade -- and things got heated after the boy called Bieber "a faggot." We're told the boy repeated the comment and then put his hand out toward Bieber and Bieber pushed it away as he left. We're told Bieber's rep has told police this story and it is backed up by witnesses." 

Dreamworks Pictures and Nickelodeon have made the first five minutes of the soon to be released "Megamind" available in hopes of convincing all of us it's worth a night out on November 5 when it hits theatres....in 3D of course.   Voice talents include Will Ferrell (as Megamind), Brad Pitt (as Metro Man), Tina Fey and Jonah Hill.  Awesome cast!

Can we just put her ridiculously stupid and inane interviews on repeat so all of these tabloid reporters (and that includes Larry King) can stop wasting their time actually interviewing her?  I mean seriously, is anyone seriously buying her drivel? 

Ghetto Award winner Paris Hilton recently gave an interview to RadarOnline where she claims yet again that she is giving up the party lifestyle to focus on her new boyfriend and her family. (See the full interview here) I call bullshit.....again.  

British papers are reporting that Keira Knightley tops a short list of actresses to play Princess Diana in the film, The Life of Diana, Princess of Wales. Helen Mirren is linked to play Diana's mother, Frances Shand Kydd. It's not surprising given the film company Pathe were also producers of The Queen (starring Mirren for which she scored an Oscar) and The Duchess (starring Knightley), a movie about the Duchess of Devonshire, a gambling, cheating, hot mess. Oh and by the way, Princess Diana is a descendent of said Duchess from the Spencer side of her family.

It's rumored the film will release Summer 2011 to coincide with the anniversary of what would have been Princess Diana's 50th birthday.

Seems poor beautiful Jesus is out and another equally hot boy toy is in. 

So who is he? Well that's where there's some confusion. You see there are two Brahims being linked to the Material Girl. 

I am seriously shocked!  Jackass 3-D hit theatres this past weekend and made......are you ready........$50 million!  Yes 50 million dollars.  

It is the highest grossing weekend opening for a film released in October and second behind Sex and the City for R-rated films.