I absolutely love award season!  And I absolutely love it when Joan Rivers critiques what the stars are wearing.   Oh poor Sigourney Weaver. It is not going to be pretty when "Fashion Police" covers this. Oh deary me.

By Jason Adams, MyNewPlaidPants

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Great news, y'all. Our fave songstress and new mum, Adele has been confirmed to perform her Oscar nominated Best Original Song, Skyfall at the Oscars, reports THR. This will be Adele's first live performance since having a baby, as well as her first US performance since last year's Grammys. Adele won a Golden Globe for Best Song earlier in the month. 

Okay, who knew that White House staffers were also Little Monsters? I didn't. Lady Gaga and crooning legend Tony Bennett performed at a private ball last night to thank President Obama's thousands of staffers and campaign supporters in Washington DC. Gaga didn't disappoint when she took to the stage in a jaw-dropping, creamy Versace ball gown. She thanked the President for standing up for gay rights and dedicated her performance of "Born This Way" to him. Gaga also sang "Edge of Glory" before Tony Bennett joined her on stage to sing "The Lady is a Tramp."

Levi Johnston has a crazy ass wife, y'all!  

No surprise there. And I would bet they'll get engaged again, call it off again, get engaged again, call it off............well, you get where I'm going with this.

Does Dita von Teese ever look bad? Ever? Here she is in vintage (of course) looking stunning (of course). She really can do no wrong in my book.

Well, well, well, what do we have here? It seems that we now know what Real Housewife of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof, 51, is doing when she's not suing fellow co-star Brandi Glanville -- she's gettin' got with  Sean Stewart, 32. Sean is Rod and Alana Stewart's bad boy son, and it would appear that they are more than happy to go public with this budding relationship since they have been seen at highly-papped eateries like Koi and Crustacean in Beverly Hills.